FY500 machine reviews

[Bradderj]

All the reviews of the Fuckyeah fy500 I have read thus far are all very positive.

Not a single average or bad review!

Every single one on fuckyeah's site are 5 stars.

[Dane]

Unless there is a fault with a machine and FuckYeah's customer service somehow fuck-up, then I don't envisage anyone leaving anything but top reviews.

[gaybear]

All the reviews of the Fuckyeah fy500 I have read thus far are all very positive.

Not a single average or bad review!

Every single one on fuckyeah's site are 5 stars.

You know what you are buying with a FY500, which appears to be the best available at the moment, so there's no reason why they would receive a negative review. Unless a customer gets unlucky and receives a machine that develops a fault and FuckYeah's customer service somehow fuck-up, then I can't see anyone leaving anything but top reviews. Even then that won't technically be a review of the FY500 machine but review of FuckYeah.

[WelshWank]

This is not your average fuck machine! If you are looking for just a standard "premium" or "professional" gimmick sex machine, look away!

The Fuckyeah machine, is truly revolutionary, an absolute powerhouse, like it has been custom made for the fucking machine elite.

It's a complete heavy-duty piece of kit, the digit drive system with a massive 18-inches of stroke length is adjustable on-the-fly.

The pushing force in this thing is insane. I'm a big lad, some might even say XL, and this thing virtually pushes me it is that strong.

It is programmable, design any patterns you want, theres even myFY community where you can share and download others.

It is a real big boy's toy, that works with big toys, the biggest, no other machine is capable of what it can handle.

[Rawbottom]

This machine sounds perfect for me.

Other machines have just been a let down.

Nothing really caters for putting big toys in small holes.

Best start hiring my arse out some more to be able to get one.

Anyone need some raw bottom hmu - I am serious - I WANT THIS MACHINE!!!